Aesop’s The Ass and his Purchaser*

Posted by jlubans on September 20, 2022  •  Leave comment (0)

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A man wished to purchase an Ass, and agreed with its owner that he should try him before he bought him.
He took the Ass home, and put him in the straw-yard with his other Asses, upon which he left all the others, and joined himself at once to the most idle and the greatest eater of them all. The man put a halter on him, and led him back to his owner, saying: "I do not need a trial; I know that he will be just such another as the one whom he chose for his companion."
A man is known by the company he keeps.
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Organizationally, I would be disappointed if a new hire gravitates to the least productive member of the organization.
When I was a bus boy and a golf caddy – the hotel and the golf course each had the equivalent of a “caddy shack” - I was always keen to to figure out how things worked.
Usually, there was an “old boy” (in some cases an "old guy", a "lifer") who had figured out how to work the system.
Not that I would follow his example, but it did help me to understand the “culture”, who to watch for, who to avoid and how to stay out of trouble.
More disappointing in this age of “double dipping" (working two jobs during the 40 hours of one full time job), “quiet quitting”, the Great Resignation, and “quiet firing”, is learning that the least productive are still in the office.
Who’s really not doing his/her job?

*SOURCE: Aesop's Fables: A New Revised Version From Original Sources” WITH ILLUSTRATIONS
BY HARRISON WEIR, JOHN TENNIEL, ERNEST GRISET
AND OTHERS” New York : Frank F. Lovell & Company, c1884

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Phaedrus’ THE EAGLE, THE CROW, AND THE TORTOISE*

Posted by jlubans on September 11, 2022  •  Leave comment (0)

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Caption: “It’s Raining Turtles!” Illustration by Gherardo di Giovanni di Miniato del Fora, Florence, 1480.

No one is sufficiently armed against the powerful; but if a wicked adviser joins them, nothing can withstand such a combination of violence and unscrupulousness.

An Eagle carried a Tortoise aloft, who had hidden her body in her horny abode, and in her concealment could not, while thus sheltered, be injured in any way.
A Crow came through the air, and flying near, exclaimed: “You really have carried off a rich prize in your talons; but if I don’t instruct you what you must do, in vain will you tire yourself with the heavy weight.”
A share being promised her, she persuades the Eagle to dash the hard shell from the lofty stars upon a rock, that, it being broken to pieces, she may easily feed upon the meat.
Induced by her words, the Eagle attends to her suggestion, and at the same time gives a large share of the banquet to her instructress.

Thus she who had been protected by the bounty of nature, being an unequal match for the two, perished by an unhappy fate.

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This fable is being played out in the news right now - with unintended results. The Ukrainian “turtle” bounces, not shatters, when dropped from on high. And there’s a deadly price paid by the Russian eagle and Belarusian crow for each of those “drops”.


*Source: THE COMEDIES OF TERENCE AND THE FABLES OF PHÆDRUS.
TRANSLATED By HENRY THOMAS RILEY, B.A.
TO WHICH IS ADDED A METRICAL TRANSLATION OF PHÆDRUS,
By CHRISTOPHER SMART.
LONDON: GEORGE BELL & SONS, 1887.

© Copyright text by John Lubans 2022

Pronouns and Other Workplace Fads and Filosofies

Posted by jlubans on September 05, 2022  •  Leave comment (0)

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Caption: The infamous pamper pole

I’ve always been for anything – fads included - to shake up the fuddy-duddy hierarchy with which we are inexorably stuck.
But, the promised outcome has to be a visible and quantifiable improvement.
Those last two qualifications always tempered my zest to try out new ideas. Any idea which ignored results and improvements, was not worth trying.
If a good idea failed to improve our work, it was time to abandon the effort.
Fads are not all the same. Some have substance (like TQM, MBO, Theories X & Y), others lack it and strut around with an enticing, if mystifying name, like “holocracy” or “mindfulness”.
So, one man’s fancy may be another man’s revulsion. If a staff is closed to an idea – regardless of merit – then the idea will falter and shrivel.
Most of the fads I list below I’ve been party to, as they say. If any, with hindsight, look patently foolish, well, count me among the fools.
I will try to highlight the good and the bad of each.
Changing names of departments. For example, HR to Happiness Engineering. There’s zero improvement and may add confusion both inside and outside the organization. More, there’s the time wasted in deciding on that new name.
Re-organizing. Much like strategic planning, re-organizing is a favorite administrative stratagem to camouflage not changing.
Unless the gain is quantifiable, there is usually zero improvement. Perhaps a particularly odious individual is laterally transferred. And, negatives may result from the large investment of time and energy for the re-org instead of dealing directly with the toxic individual.
Other costs include the staff’s cynical realization of administrative cowardice.
Teams. If there are capable team members and leaders, there’s a huge, quantifiable, improvement over top-down leadership, over the hierarchy.
There are other gains, such as the buy-in from participants realizing they are valued, that they indeed matter.
A downside, fake teams. There’s often someone who wants to be the captain (an autocrat) and seeks to dominate. Unless confronted and resolved, the team can quickly become ineffective.
Pronouns. Like the re-org, this is window dressing or as some call it, “virtue signaling”. What’s the virtue?
There’s no gain but for a few, I dare say, who get off on making others comply.
I’d not seen the pronoun fixation until I got an email from a young colleague. He listed, for my edification, all of his preferred pronouns.
His first name was Herman (not Lynn, Gale, Jordan, Taylor or Ashley) so I was never confused about his gender. What motivated the list?
Permissive management. The permissive manager claims he/she is a progressive manager, yet ninety percent of their actions are permissive and merely 10% may be regarded as progressive and focused on improving workplace productivity.
Here’s a recent quote from a permissive manager, now in denial:
“A lot of staff that work for me, they expect the organization to be all the things: a movement, OK, get out the vote, OK, healing, OK, take care of you when you’re sick, OK. It’s all the things,” said one executive director (of an NGO).
“Can you get your love and healing at home, please? But I can’t say that, they would crucify me.”
So mind your Ps and Qs, or else.
Suppressed speech leads to zero improvement and wastes time.
Incidentally, permissiveness suggests a marked lack of urgency.
Diversity. I support diversity of all kinds but I am most for intellectual and cultural diversity, anything to give us different viewpoints from our own.
As mentioned above, I lose interest in something that results in little, if any, gain for how the organization does its work.
One study about effective teams does provide significant insights into work team diversity.
“C”, as in Factor C, is a predictor of group failure or success and includes three elements: participant emotional or social IQ; the number of engaged participants; and, interestingly, the number of women on the team.
Now that’s my kind of diversity, a diversity that gets results.
Inclusion. Like pronouns and other things labeled woke, we sometimes go to extremes to appear inclusive.
It takes me back to the 70s when I was at the University of Colorado in Boulder and someone’s asking the Executive group to rename the end of year Christmas gathering to Holiday party. Supposedly someone – unidentified – had (or potentially might) objected to the Christ designation.
None of my dozen direct reports, of various creeds, ever spoke to me about being offended and/or feeling excluded.
Regardless, the Executive group, anticipating that there might be someone - anyone - offended by the term, and we, then and there, deep-sixed the Christmas designation and vowed, forever more, to call it, Holiday Party.
Who benefited? Why did we waste our time?
Letting go. It’s the centuries old concept of subsidiarity. In my interpretation, subsidiarity is permitting decision making to occur among the people closest to or doing the actual work.
It is a part of being valued as a human being. It eschews central planning.
Never an actual fad and long resisted by many managers, I found my “letting go” among the most effective ways to get intelligent, thinking workers to improve how they did the organization’s work.
Why is this so difficult for many managers? For me it’s a natural.
As a child I had the reputation of resisting anyone’s help. I’d flip them off with, “I’ll do it myself”.
Once a presumed grown up, that sensibility may have carried over into an expectation that a competent staffer is able to figure things out for themselves. The last thing they need is direction from me.
Some of my successes have come on the heels of departing top-down managers who clung to their making all - and I mean all - decisions and refusing or otherwise suppressing staff inspired innovation.
For them, innovation and decision making was management’s exclusive purview.
When I was delegated to take on a major change initiative – in which many previously had failed - I soon realized I did not know much about the work.
I met with the so called “entrenched” staff and asked for help.
They gave me a long list of previously denied changes. I scanned it and said, “Do it!” We moved from last to first among our peers.
Obviously, I trusted the staff.
Of course, letting go is risky. If you do it often enough you are needed less and less (actually, more and more) by an organization, but a threatened boss will see your success as diminishing your value to the organization.
Experiential learning. “A Day in the Woods” was the phrase I used for taking teams out of the office for adventure-based learning. Making these events voluntary resulted in some valuable personal and professional growth.
Yes, there was time taken from the work place but that time was often an investment that paid off. Challenges (risks) confronted and overcome in the woods encouraged - indeed emboldened - participants to apply those learnings to the workplace.
While I value my personal growth from adventure-based learning, I realize that it is not for everyone.
Making an entire department take a leap off the depicted Pamper Pole (named after the diaper) may result in corporate PTSD.
Now, I may see the correlation between leaping into space to catch a trapeze as akin to a leap of faith in my own ability and capacity. But, it can be a traumatizing experience with zero improvement for some, all too similar to scorching one’s footsies doing a corporate Firewalk.

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© Copyright text by John Lubans 2022